Gracious for even the smallest things

I got a phone call this morning as I as getting the kids ready. It was my wife calling to say thank you. Apparently her alarm clock was not turned on last night and she would not have woken up on time for work. So my wife called to say thank you so much for getting me up even though I didn't mean to get her up. What is it that I did they got her up? Well, she called to tell me thank you so much for ripping that huge fart in the morning that burned her eyes and nose and it woke her up from a dead sleep just in time for her to get up before her alarm clock would've normally gone up.

That's why she is so awesome!